- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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