Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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