- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Donald Trump

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

How do you hold someone in suspense?

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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