- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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