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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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