Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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Anti Joke

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