What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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Hillary Clinton

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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The Game.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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