- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Your grandma's cookies.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

Butt poop.

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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