- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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