Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

Butt poop.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

5 people are walking

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

I have suicidal thoughts

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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