Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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