I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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guess what chicken butt

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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Anti Joke

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