Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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shauns beautiful

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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