What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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Brad Fuller!

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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420

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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