R.I.P. Steve Jobs

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

woman's rights

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

A seal walks into a club.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Where do you live? In a house

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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