- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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