A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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