- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

Women Sports.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

Because she has down's syndrome

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

What do you call a retarded black man? His name