You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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WEED!

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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