A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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Butt poop.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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Your grandma's cookies.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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