- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Justin Bieber's mother.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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