- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

I told you it would happen

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

whats worse than school? Summer school

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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