Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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Hahaha

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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Anti Joke

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