- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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