your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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Gun Control

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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