- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

a horse walks into a blender ow

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

You see how lame this is?

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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