Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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