whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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