What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

acualy is dolan

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

What's circular and round A circle

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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