Womens rights

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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