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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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