- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

The Holocaust.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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