Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

knock knock get lost!

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Potato!

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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