- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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