- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

a fish swimming in the water swims

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

roses are red, violets are blue.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

honest politician

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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