What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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You're*

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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