Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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A man walks into a vagina

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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