A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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Robin, Get in the Car

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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