- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

r u smart..... or ur black

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

luke moore cant pull it back

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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