- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

luke moore cant pull it back

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

Cheese stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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