Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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