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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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