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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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