- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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