Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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The WNBA

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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