Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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why does column have a letter n?

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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