What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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You just read this ..

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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knock knock get lost!

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brandon ya twwat

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bacon

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Breast cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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