- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

The dewey decimal system

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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