- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can count to potato.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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