Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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boobs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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