Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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