- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

There's a god, just kidding.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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