- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

What are we then hypocrites?

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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