A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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lipstick pig

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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Womens' sports

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Queens Park rangers

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