- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

School

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

we all know sammi has a penis

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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