where do some birds live in? Earth

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boobs.

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you lose.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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