Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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your mom died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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What you reading? reading?

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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