So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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thomas!!!!

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The jets are a good team..

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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