- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

thomas!!!!

The jets are a good team..

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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