- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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