Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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