What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

I can count to potato.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

brandon ya twwat

Breast cancer.

knock knock get lost!

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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