Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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boobs.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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The jets are a good team..

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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