Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

You just read this ..

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

brandon ya twwat

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

knock knock get lost!

Breast cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

bacon

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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