What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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cancer

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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Womens' sports

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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