Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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Hahaha

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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