- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

Take this and put it- No.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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