- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Whats 2+1? 2.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

The black man leaves the strip club.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

This one time at band camp....

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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