Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Anti Joke

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