Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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