what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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