Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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