- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

Take this and put it- No.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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