Justin Bieber's mother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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