Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Potato!

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

dick dick dick... frogs

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

#Hanging Degus

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Anti Joke

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