My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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I told you it would happen

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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Justin's hair

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Anti Joke

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