Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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guess what chicken butt

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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Anti Joke

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