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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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