roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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