- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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