I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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honest politician

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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Obama

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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Anti Joke

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