- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

Women's rights

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Gorden Brown.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

why was the boy sad? because.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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