A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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brainfart

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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the holocaust

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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