- Anti Joke

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

acualy is dolan

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.