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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

Adele walks into the stables

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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