- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??