Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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