Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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drugs.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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