- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Pull my finger ouch..

Knock Knock Come in.

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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