nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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racism...deal with it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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