- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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