- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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