- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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