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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

why does column have a letter n?

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Take this and put it- No.

A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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