- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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