Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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