- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Where's my baby??

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

School

anti jokes are for fags

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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