- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

whats a willy? -brock

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Yeah right loser!

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

Take this and put it- No.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

charlie sheen losing

what's funnier than hell? heaven

A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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