What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Knock Knock Come in.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

Where's my baby??

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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