- Anti Joke

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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