- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

why does column have a letter n?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

what's funnier than hell? heaven

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