Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

children burning

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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