Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

Knock knock Come in

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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