- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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