- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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