- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

This is not a joke.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Agent 47.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Come In!

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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