- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

what do you call a young man? a little boy

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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