Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

No.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Neither have I

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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