How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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this is not an anti joke

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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Hillary Clinton

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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canaan and mallory

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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