- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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