why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Hillary Clinton

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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