- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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