what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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Your dads dead. lol

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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Lets go Yankees

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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