- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

Hillary Clinton

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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