- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

A man buys a prius

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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