why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

How come anti jokes r funny

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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