- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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