i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

What's 9+10? 19

You read the Terms of Service.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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