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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

whats white and looks like paper paper

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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